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Iadul – endoterm sau exoterm?

September 16th, 2010 Posted 8:46 pm In Caterinca By Doc

Am primit un mail de la o prietena care m’am gandit ca nu’si are neaparat locul in inboxul meu si atat. Iata:

Conform unor posturi pe net, urmatoarea intrebare ar fi fost pusa la un examen de fizica la Universitatea Liverpool.
Raspunsul dat de unul dintre studenti a fost atat de “profund” incat profesorul l-a impartasit
colegilor sai, iar astfel am ajuns sa avem placerea de a-l cunoaste.
Intrebare suplimentara: Este iadul exoterm (emite caldura) sau endoterm (absoarbe caldura)?

Pentru a-si demonstra opinia, cei mai multi studenti au folosit legea lui Boyle, care spune ca un gaz se raceste atunci cand se extinde si se incalzeste atunci cand este comprimat, sau ceva similar.

Insa unul dintre studenti a scris urmatoarele:

In primul rand, trebuie sa cunoastem cum se schimba masa iadului in timp. Asadar, trebuie sa cunoastem rata cu care sufletele ce intra in iad comparativ cu rata celor care pleaca din iad. Cred ca putem sa presupunem cu destul de multa siguranta ca, odata ce un suflet ajunge in iad, nu mai iese niciodata. Prin urmare, nici un suflet nu iese din iad. In ceea ce priveste rata celor care intra, sa ne uitam la diferitele religii care exista astazi in lume.
> Cele mai multe dintre aceste religii spun ca, daca nu esti un membru al lor, vei ajunge in iad. Dat fiind ca exista mai mult de o singura asemenea religie si cum oamenii nu sunt membri mai multor religii simultan, putem sa facem estimarea ca toate sufletele merg in iad. Date fiind ratele nasterilor si deceselor, putem sa spunem ca numarul sufletelor din iad creste exponential. Acum trebuie sa ne uitam la volumul iadului. Din cauza ca legea lui Boyle spune ca, pentru ca temperatura in iad sa ramana constanta, volumul iadului trebuie sa creasca proportional cu numarul sufletelor care intra.
Acest lucru arata ca sunt doua posibilitati:
1. Daca iadul se extinde cu o rata mai mica decat cea cu care intra sufletele in el, atunci temperatura si presiunea in iad vor creste atat de mult incat pana la urma se va declansa tot iadul pe pamant.
2. Daca iadul se extinde cu o rata mai mare decat cea cu care intra sufletele in el, atunci temperatura si presiunea vor scadea pana cand o sa inghete iadul.
Asadar, care din ele este?
Daca acceptam postulatul pe care mi l-a dat Sandra in primul an de facultate, “o sa inghete iadul inainte sa ma culc cu tine” si tinand cont de faptul ca m-am culcat cu ea azi-noapte, atunci ipoteza a doua trebuie sa fie cea corecta. Prin urmare, sunt sigur ca iadul este endoterm si ca a inghetat deja. Corolarul acestei teorii este ca, din moment ce iadul a inghetat, rezulta ca nu mai accepta nici un suflet si a disparut…ramanand numai Raiul, ceea ce, prin urmare, dovedeste existenta unei fiinte divine – ceea ce explica de ce, noaptea trecuta, Sandra striga “Dumnezeule!”.

Acest student e singurul care a luat 10 !!!!!!

52 Comments

52 Responses to “Iadul – endoterm sau exoterm?”

  1. 13 13
    8:59 pm on September 16th, 2010

    geniala faza :) ))

  2. wickedescu
    9:39 pm on September 16th, 2010

    Si acum ma doare burta de la ras :) ))

  3. T9
    11:05 pm on September 16th, 2010

    Merita 10 !!! GENIAL

  4. mishick
    11:47 pm on September 16th, 2010

    cine i-a spart contul lu’ doc?

  5. iustin
    2:26 pm on September 17th, 2010

    foarte tare:))

  6. Zuza
    4:51 pm on September 17th, 2010

    subtila asta cu “cine i-a spart contu lu` doc?”

    subscriu

  7. rp
    5:46 pm on September 17th, 2010

    caterinca!!!

  8. Doc
    6:12 pm on September 17th, 2010

    incep sa nu va mai halesc superioritatile ieftine si ochelarii de cal.

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  10. radu
    7:26 pm on September 17th, 2010

    bash.org…

  11. omicroane
    9:07 pm on September 17th, 2010

    auzi tu exprimare la liricul universal, magic, fin, senzational. citez: “Am primit un mail de la o prietena care m’am gandit [...]“

  12. Doc
    9:09 pm on September 17th, 2010

    m’ai prins. Ma las de rep si te las pe tine.

  13. Infinutu'
    10:00 pm on September 17th, 2010

    Despre Post : Foarte tare intrebarea , nuj ce raspuns as fi dat sincer insa ce a raspuns colegu asta pe langa faptul ca e amuzant e si adevarat (fazele despre reliigile lumi etc )
    Despre nemultumirile lui OMICROANE : nu te inteleg sincer , nu.mi bat capu’ sa o fac si mi se rupe pula de cei ca tine …

  14. Viewer
    11:00 pm on September 17th, 2010

    Ma pis pe pseudointelectualii care aplica legi pe probleme de ordin metafizic. Iadul e endoterm in noi si ne ingheata treptat – asta ar trebui sa ne preocupe.

  15. bboysoto
    12:21 am on September 18th, 2010

    nu exista rai fara iad!

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  17. Cleavage
    8:38 am on September 18th, 2010

    Tre’ sa dai Cezarului ce e al Cezarului! Merita 10 cu prisosinta.

  18. Bianca Dobrescu
    1:44 pm on September 18th, 2010

    :) )))

  19. biohazard
    6:09 pm on September 19th, 2010

    #Doc

    Nu trebuie sa te lasi de rap, trebuie sa fii mai atent la exprimare.

    Pace!

  20. El Garlic
    8:16 pm on September 19th, 2010

    lasa-te de rap,fa-te zugrav :) )

  21. RaW
    2:18 pm on September 20th, 2010

    Ce tare :) ))

  22. Mobutu
    3:46 pm on September 20th, 2010

    DOC s-a exprimat bine…doar ca nu a pus 2 virgule…mai invatati romana…gramatica! “Am primit un mail de la o prietena care, m’am gandit ca, nu’si are neaparat locul in inboxul meu si atat.”. Este ca si cum ai spune: Am primit un mail de la o prietena care nu’si are locul in inboxul meu si atat.
    Btw…geniala faza! Isi merita nota.

  23. tim dog
    1:41 pm on September 21st, 2010

    *mobutu
    pai si virgulele nu dau forma exprimarii? :) sau era scris sub licenta poetica contemporana (adica nefiind necesar sa respecti regulile de orto si punctuatie)? :) )

  24. effekt
    2:12 pm on September 22nd, 2010

    :) ) genial

  25. nicole
    2:30 pm on September 23rd, 2010

    not funny

  26. maica-ta
    7:23 pm on September 23rd, 2010

    omnicroane nu si-a exprimat neplacerea, doar a zis ca nu a scris corect,in schimb de ras (sau de plans) e faptu ca apar rpd 3-4 trepadusi care vin ei rpd si pupa rpd in cur, nu pot sa accepte ca asta e realitatea si ca doc a gresit; sigur o sa fiu si eu injurat.

  27. Gliese581d
    8:40 pm on September 23rd, 2010

    Eu cand spun ca toti copiii astia sub 18 ani intra pe site-ul asta special pentru a sta in mod voit cu buzele pe curul cuiva din Facem, ma ia lumea la rost …ca nu e asa. Nici macar nu se simt ofensati cand mcul lor preferat, care se vrea a fii cel mai bun MC, cu lirici cum nici Deceneu sau Vexx nu au fost in stare sa scoata, da un maxim rateu. In schimb, ei vin si incep sa injure, de parca omicroane a fost cel care a gresit cumva.

  28. Zuza
    7:38 am on September 24th, 2010

    Pana la urma, nu gasiti alt loc unde sa va exprimati frustrarile?
    Nu va obliga nimeni sa stati sa cititi blogul de la Facem si sa vanati greseli. Sunt alte modalitati de a va afirma.
    Puneti mana pe un pix si o foaie, si cand o sa scuipati macar 10% din ce transmit baietii, atunci sa faceti pliscu mare, pana atunci indesati bine dopurile in urechi, poate gustati duma.
    Acum o sa sariti toti ca nu e admisibil ca un MC sa faca o asemenea greseala, un sfat, pentru astia care au mai putini ani de viata decat DOC de scoala, “abtineti-va, va rog, voi si cand vorbiti dati din degete” :)

    sanatate si numa` bine!

  29. Klaus Barbie
    8:53 pm on September 24th, 2010

    Ba, pe cat de genial e DOC, pe atat e de ofticat…Si nu numai acum…(bv pt Omicroane, Gliese581D, Maica-ta)

  30. 1212
    10:24 am on September 25th, 2010

    Probabil Doc si-a permis sa greseasca, fara a se gandi daca ce e scris e si corect, stiind ca multi din fanii lui sunt copii fara carte, ca sa nu-i numesc altfel. Sau na, i-as putea numi pripasi cu ADD in cautare de caracter.

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    10:01 am on September 28th, 2010

    nu va mai cacati pe voi, verificati treaba asta. ffffresh
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  32. ro_xena
    12:55 pm on September 28th, 2010

    uite cum ies la suprafata mintile inguste.cum fratilor sa stati sa faceti aici ditamai tam-tam`ul doar pt ca a fost pusa o virgula aici,ci nu acolo?serios,mai bine dati o fuga la magazin,cumparati niste spray`uri si invatati sa faceti graffiti,sau ciorditi un ghem de lana de la bunica si crosetati niste prezervative ca se anunta iarna geroasa.succes in cariera !

  33. PRINTRE_IDIOTI
    3:08 pm on September 28th, 2010

    Ba’ da ce cauta aici majoritatea dintre voi ? prea tamplari frate , prea tarani ! Numai scoateti la iveala prostia din voi , vedeti-va de copilaria voastra , traiti-va copilaria , si nu mai ascultati muzica la care va dati cu parerea da din care nu intelegeti nimic .

  34. EU...
    10:14 pm on September 28th, 2010

    :) )imi place…dar e absurda cearta…pt ce?pt gramatik? bun subiect de cearta romana asta!!oricum…subiectul kre trebuia dezbatut era cu totul altul

  35. WstarS
    9:50 pm on October 8th, 2010

    is capil,2 in teza la romana,dar n-am nevoie de virgule sa va zic ca sunteti prosti:))

  36. Fanta de Dude
    8:21 am on October 11th, 2010

    Exista Rai sau Iad ? nu cred , dc ? pentru ca nimeni nu a inviat si nimeni nu a inceput sa povesteasca cum e in ambele parti .
    Iar sfarsitul lumii e doar o poveste , nu murim din cauza naturii , nu ne va invada nimeni , vom murii din prostie propie iar prima dovada e SIDA , razboaie pentru religii cand defapt niciuna nu spune adevarul , razboaie pentru putere suprema .
    Astea sunt cauzele din care vom murii , raiul o gluma proasta si iadul de asemenea .

  37. cyp
    6:16 pm on December 10th, 2010

    era oarecum altfel versiunea generala. Totusi presupunerea 1 ar fi ca iadul ar avea o masa oarecum uniform distribuita. Totusi, avand in vedere ca nu este asa nu se poate genera spunand ca iadul este exoterm sau endoderm. Totusi daca ar fi sa ne luam dupa textele apocrife si folosind putina logica cu exceptia lacului de foc iadul este endoterm.

  38. china
    1:26 am on April 27th, 2011

    te doare mintea cu pampalaii astia .va legati de 2 cuvinte, 2 virgule sau mai stiu eu ce…de unde sunteti voi ma, cine sunteti voi… invatatii pulii mele,ce treaba avea virgula aia cu modul in care a luat ala nota 10..mai dati-va in kilu pl mele,

  39. cerber
    6:57 pm on July 18th, 2011

    o cunoaste cineva pe sandra?

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    2:56 pm on October 8th, 2011

    :) )ce probleme isi fac oamenii astia:))

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